A mother had prepared a scrumptous pie for her two young sons. It was now
nearly all gone. The boys began to argue over who would get the last piece of
pie. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If a saint were
sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the last piece.'"
The older brother turned to his younger brother and said, "Okay, you be the
saint!"
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