Professional Test

Take the following test to see how qualified you are to be a
professional.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


Open the door put the giraffe in and close the door. This tests
whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


Open the door take the giraffe out and put the elephant in then
close the door. This tests your memory.


3. The lion king is holding an animal conference. All the
animals attend except one, which one?


The elephant, he is in the refrigerator! This tests your
thinking ability.


4. There is a river known for its man-eating crocodiles. How do
you cross it?


You swim, all the animals are at the conference. This tests all
three.


If you answered all four correctly you would be perfect for a
profession. If you answered one correctly you should go into
marketing. If you answered none correctly you should play for
Man United.