Lily Jokes

Lily Jokes

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

About Lily

Probably a repost but I don't care:

Why did Li...

A Chicken walked into a Library...

So one day, while I was still working as a Libr...

Fat guy joke

You'll get this if you've watched the tv show h...

Daddy, how did you name me?

A father is resting outside on a summer afterno...

A little girl asks her father how she got her name

"well honey a rose petal landed on your head as...

Rose walks up to her father

"Father," she asks. Why did you name me rose?
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A man has three daughters...

And one day his oldest daughter came up to him ...

Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair...

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The...

5 Lies Job Applicants Tell

Gilding the lily is a job seeker’s birthright. ...

5 Lies Job Applicants Tell

Gilding the lily is a job seeker’s birthright. ...