Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock Knock Wannup


Knock Knock Who's there? I wannup I wannup ...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Weirdo!
Weirdo who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Tex!Tex who?Tex two


Knock KnockWho's there?Tex!Tex who?Tex two to ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Freddie!Freddie who?Freddie or


Knock KnockWho's there?Freddie!Freddie who?Fre...

Knock KnockWho's there?Veal chop!Veal chop


Knock KnockWho's there?Veal chop!Veal chop who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Possum!Possum who?Possum peace


Knock KnockWho's there?Possum!Possum who?Possu...

Knock KnockWho's there?Mozart!Mozart who?Mozart is


Knock KnockWho's there?Mozart!Mozart who?Mozar...

Knock KnockWho's there?Fez!Fez who?Fez me,


Knock KnockWho's there?Fez!Fez who?Fez me, tha...

Great one


YOU: Okay, I have a great knock knock joke... ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Juanita!Juanita who!Junita nother


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Knock KnockWho's there?Dunce!Dunce who?Dunce-ay another


Knock KnockWho's there?Dunce!Dunce who?Dunce-a...

Knock KnockWho's there?Odette!Odette who?Odette's a


Knock KnockWho's there?Odette!Odette who?Odett...

Will you remember me?


This girl is walking with her boyfriend in the...

Knock KnockWho's there?Rome!Rome who?Rome is


Knock KnockWho's there?Rome!Rome who?Rome is w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Dewey!Dewey who?Dewey have


Knock KnockWho's there?Dewey!Dewey who?Dewey h...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teresa!
Teresa who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Omar!Omar live who?Omar


Knock KnockWho's there?Omar!Omar live who?Omar...

Knock KnockWho's there?Nebraska!Nebraska who?Nebraska girl


Knock KnockWho's there?Nebraska!Nebraska who?N...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Salmon!
Salmon who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Phyllis!Phyllis who!Phyllis in


Knock KnockWho's there?Phyllis!Phyllis who!Phy...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gertie!
Gertie who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Waiter!Waiter who?Waiter I


Knock KnockWho's there?Waiter!Waiter who?Waite...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ichabod!Ichabod?Ichabod night out,


Knock KnockWho's there?Ichabod!Ichabod?Ichabod...

Knock KnockWho's there?Darwin!Darwin who?I'll be


Knock KnockWho's there?Darwin!Darwin who?I'll ...

Knock KnockWho's there?De Niro!De Niro


Knock KnockWho's there?De Niro!De Niro who?De ...