Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock KnockWho's there?Jess!Jess who?I give


Knock KnockWho's there?Jess!Jess who?I give up...

Hey, Sup


Knock, knock,
who's there
the plumber
the p...

Dishes


Knock, knock Who's there?


Dishes.


Dishes...

Knock Knock 108


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kansas!
Kansas who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ice cream soda!Ice


Knock KnockWho's there?Ice cream soda!Ice crea...

Knock KnockWho's there?Deanna!Deanna who?Deanna-mals are


Knock KnockWho's there?Deanna!Deanna who?Deann...

Knock KnockWho's there?Reagan!Reagan who?Reagan maniac!


Knock KnockWho's there?Reagan!Reagan who?Reaga...

Knock KnockWho's there?Jagger!Jagger who!Jagger'd edge!


Knock KnockWho's there?Jagger!Jagger who!Jagge...

Snow


Knock Knock...


Who's there?


Snow...


Snow...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Asia!
Asia who?
A...

Knock KnockWho's there?Datsun!Datsun who?Datsun old


Knock KnockWho's there?Datsun!Datsun who?Datsu...

Knock KnockWho's there?Zubin!Zubin who?Zubin eating


Knock KnockWho's there?Zubin!Zubin who?Zubin e...

Knock KnockWho's there?Falafel!Falafel who?Falafel off


Knock KnockWho's there?Falafel!Falafel who?Fal...

Knock KnockWho's there?Clara!Clara who?Clara space


Knock KnockWho's there?Clara!Clara who?Clara s...

Cow


Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Cow...
Cow who?
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Hate


Knock knock.


Who is there?


A little boy wh...

Knock KnockWho's there?Livia!Livia who?Livia me


Knock KnockWho's there?Livia!Livia who?Livia m...

Knock KnockWho's there?Cugat!Cugat who?Cugat to


Knock KnockWho's there?Cugat!Cugat who?Cugat t...

Knock KnockWho's there?Lisbon!Lisbon who?Lisbon married


Knock KnockWho's there?Lisbon!Lisbon who?Lisbo...

Knock KnockWho's there?Miniature!Miniature who?Miniature open


Knock KnockWho's there?Miniature!Miniature who...

Madam Foot


Knock-Knock,
Who's There?
Madam.
Madam Who?...

Knock KnockWho's there?Istvan!Istvan who?Istvan to


Knock KnockWho's there?Istvan!Istvan who?Istva...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Burton!
Burton who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Clare!Clare who?Clare your


Knock KnockWho's there?Clare!Clare who?Clare y...

Knock KnockWho's there?Pecan!Pecan who?Pecan somebody


Knock KnockWho's there?Pecan!Pecan who?Pecan s...