A guy goes to the Farmer to buy a horse. He give the farmer the money and says that he will be around later to pick up the horse.
When he returns he is shock to find that the horse is dead!
He goes to the farmer and asks what happen to horse and can he get is money back.
The farmer replies no because he has spent the money and that he has no more horses to give.
The guy is unhappy but says o.k. and takes the dead horse anyway.
The farmer is shocked but doesn't say anything.
A couple of weeks later the guy returns to the farmer to buy a couple more dead horses, so the farmer asked him what in the world would you want to do with a dead horse??
The guy replies that he had an auction to sell the dead horse, and
charged 10 pounds entrance and had over two hundred people there.
The farmer is shocked and said didn't anyone get angry when they found out that the horse was dead.
The guy replies only the person that won.
The farmer says what happened next, and the guy says nothing i gave him back his 10 pounds.
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