Q: How can you make a slow horse fast?
Q: How can you make a slow horse fast? A: Don't...
Horse Jokes
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in ...
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his...
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs.
A first grade teacher collected well known prov...
How can you make a slow horse fast?
How can you make a slow horse fast? Don't give ...
If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence,and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, Don't Fence Me In?
If one horse is in the corral, running around t...
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse.
A champion jockey is about to enter an importan...
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft.
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red c...
Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and...
Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?
Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous s...
What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
What do you call a horse that likes arts and cr...
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon...
A rabbi, a nun, and a horse walk into a bar, bartender says What is this, some kind of joke?
A rabbi, a nun, and a horse walk into a bar, ba...
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse......
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...... hor...
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles.
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 mil...
While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.
While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian ri...
Why do they call a horse a horse?
Why do they call a horse a horse? Because they ...
A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one...
A blonde named Cindy decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no prior lessons or experience.
A blonde named Cindy decides to try horseback r...
Old tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.
Old tribal wisdom says that when you discover y...
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. I...
You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you're Chuck Norris.
You can lead a horse to water but cannot make h...
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.
A man asked an American Indian what was his wif...
A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next show.
A travelling ventriloquist on the road in betwe...
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw, it's decendents are known today as giraffes.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw, it...