Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas.

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in...

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.

A first grade teacher collected old, well known...

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class.

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had tw...

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs.

A first grade teacher collected well known prov...

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make...

Q: Why do they call a horse a horse?

Q: Why do they call a horse a horse? A: Because...

Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and...

On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town.

On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small ...

Q: How can you make a slow horse fast?

Q: How can you make a slow horse fast? A: Don't...

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his...

How can you make a slow horse fast?

How can you make a slow horse fast? Don't give ...

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse.

A champion jockey is about to enter an importan...

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft.

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red c...

Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and...

Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous s...

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse......

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...... hor...

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles.

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 mil...

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Why do they call a horse a horse? Because they ...

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. I...

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.

A man asked an American Indian what was his wif...

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas.

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in...