A man is walking through the desert and sees a hat lying in the sand...

So he walks up and picks the hat up and is surprised to see a man's head underneath, buried up to his neck in the sand.

"Oh my gosh!" he says. "Are you okay? Do you need any help?"

"Oh, no worries. We'll be on our way soon. My horse just needs a rest."

(I heard this joke a long time ago and it made me laugh. I'm sure I'm telling it wrong. Let me know.)

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