There once was a horse.
There once was a horse. One day the horse was t...
Horse Jokes
I think my ex girlfriend was having a bit of trouble with the mafia
because she woke up with a horse's head every m...
What do /r/jokes and a struggling glue business have in common?
They keep beating the same dead horse.
Two blondes get a horse
Two blondes get a horse each.
-"how will we te...
A Preacher and a Deacon decide to go on a hunting trip.
They decide they're going to the preacher's fav...
My horse was way more aggressive than usual today
it threw me off
Have you heard about the horse that scares people in their sleep?
It was a nightmare
A horse fell down
And now he can't giddy-up.
So this guy comes into a bar...
no, wait - it was a horse. So this guy comes in...
A horse walked into a bar...
...several people got up and left as they spott...
Someone called me a horse today...
I just looked at him and said "Nay!"
man & friday!
A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He st...
Why was the horse always mad at the mule?
It kept half-assing everything.
The Pommel Horse
There is excitement in men's gymnastics at the...
A man walks into a bar...
... and sees a horse behind the counter. After ...
What does a necrozoophiliac do?
Beat the dead horse.
What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?
How're ye gettin' on?
A Horse walks into a bar
A Horse walks into a bar.
The Bartender sees su...
I've always wanted a stable relationship.
But in my excitement, I always put the cart bef...
A horse walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "Hey!" The horse replies, ...
Seeing A Child In Need
One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors...
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey.”
The horse says, “Y...
"So what movie do you want to watch?"
"Snakes on a plane"---
"And whats the movie abo...