What happens when a magician gets mad?
He rips out his hare!
Hare Jokes
An Austrian joke: The hare, the fox and the bear receive their enlistment order
An Austrian joke I like very much:
The hare, t...
I almost hit a bunny
I almost hit a bunny but then i missed it by a ...
Want a rabbit joke?
Hare you go.
What do turtles and pedophiles have in common?
They both get there before the hare/hair.
A Tale of Two Dougs.
Once there were identical twins, both named "Do...
What does a wolf cough up after eating a rabbit?
A hare ball
What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?
A receding HARE line!
What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare-line!
I make rabbit tuxedos for a living.
I'm a hare-dresser.
Once upon a time, a rabbit went bald...
...and he was so embarrassed that he ran away. ...
How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?
He gets there before the hare
There once was a magician who got so angry...
That he pulled out his hare.
How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?
Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare!
Ha...
The Bear and The Hare...
...were sitting in a bush, having a poo.
'Do ...
What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?
A receding hare-line.
What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?
A receding hare line!
Man and the hare
A man is driving in his car down a long road, b...
What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
The Native Indian and the Lone Ranger.
One day the Native Indian and the Lone Ranger a...
I watched an exciting documentary about rabbit farmers...
it was hare-raising.
Rabbits in a row.
What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row...
Where do rabbits learn to fly?
The Hare Force
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Did you hear about the Furry who started frequenting SomethingAwful?
Hare today, Goon tomorrow!