Hare Jokes

Hare Jokes

A housewife acquired a pet rabbit and taught it to do all kinds of tricks.

A housewife acquired a pet rabbit and taught it...

A fellow was walking through a cemetery one dark and stormy night.

A fellow was walking through a cemetery one dar...

A fellow was walking through a cemetery one dark and stormy night.

A fellow was walking through a cemetery one dar...

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a ...

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was havin...

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? Wit...

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunn...

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny ...

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What is the best way to send a letter to the Ea...

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? ...

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a...

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For har...

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He...

What's a rabbits' favorite musical?

What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.

What do you call an unusual rabbit?

What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A ha...

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tend...

What do you call a dumb bunny?

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A...

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

What did the magician say when he made his rabb...

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? ...

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards...

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I ...