Jackrabbit
Q: What to you call it when your pet jackrabbi...
Hare Jokes
Concerning the Omnipresent Lenin Propaganda
A schoolteacher is leading her students through...
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line
What do you call a group of French rabbits running backwards?
A retreating hare line.
A man was balding very quickly
But he did not want to get a hair transplant no...
Did you hear about the rabbit with OCD?
It was a hare meticulous.
Race jokes are NEVER okay!
Unless it's between a tortoise and a hare. :)
What do You Call a Line…
Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping...
Get a bunny.
It'll put hare on your chest.
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
I cheated in the annual rabbit racing contest.....
I won by a hare
How did the rabbit know his wife was cheating on him?
There was a hare in his bed.
My girlfriend and I are going to O'Hare on a bus.
I lose track of where we are, so I ask my girlf...
How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?
He uses Hare Spray...
(Ill see myself out)
I was in an elevator with the Easter bunny yesterday
It was a hare raising experience.
Why did the tortoise get arrested?
Because he got there before the hare.
Bear Grylls is hunting his next meal
He carefully makes his bow and arrow, finds rab...
I want to order rabbit at a fancy restaurant
and then complain there is a hare in my food.
Poor little Rabbit
A vegan is driving his Escalade down the highwa...
A hare, turtle, and a centipede ran out of beer at a party..
Wanting to keep the party alive the tortoise ha...
The Rabbit
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a ...
Who wrote "The Open Kimono"? "?
Seymour Hare.
a journalist question to a Rabbit
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.
Q...
I used to have a rabbit farm.
It was a hare raising experience.