A family was renevating their house and was having new carpet
put in. After the carpet was put in, the workers realized there
was a large lump in the carpet. "It must have been my
cigarettes" said one of the workers. The second took a large
hammer and pounded it down until the lump was gone. Just then,
the wife walked in and said "I found some cigarettes in the
kitchen are they yours? By the way, have you seen my son's
hamster?"
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