The Hamster
The children begged for a hamster, and after th...
Hamster Jokes
The Fur Coat
Bought the wife a hamster fur coat for her birt...
Frog in My Throat!
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ...
New Military Weapon
3 men sell their bodies to science, for an exsp...
That 70s Show
This is the conversation from "That 70s Show" w...
I was afraid that I had stepped on my child's hamster this morning...
... but laughed when I double checked. I had j...
Cop: Sir, have you been drinking?
Driver: **Go, Pikachu! Thunderbolt!**
Cop: Si...
Cop: Sir, have you been drinking?
Driver: Go, Pikachu! Thunderbolt!
Cop: Sir, did...
How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?
Take away it's credit cards.
A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar and he is completely par...
I'm writinig a book....
It's called *""Pop goes the hamster" and other ...
My hamster died as he lived...
in the microwave.
What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?
The train got windows
A child brings his hamster to the vet...
and the vet says 'i'm sorry, your hamster died'...
What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?
Top Gear, ^^or ^whatever ^^their ^^new ^^amazo...
"I've found your hamster," I told my daughter over the phone.
"You're a hero!" she screamed, "Thank you so mu...
Dad, I'm not high I swear!
says a kid to his dad, to which the dad replies...
I couldn't sleep, the night I broke up with my wife...
The couch was very uncomfortable and the noisy ...
"Son, I have some good news and some bad news."
"OK..." he hesitated.
"Well, the good news is....
My hamster died at the weekend...
... he fell asleep at the wheel
How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?
With a hamst-ring!
I'm sorry.
My wife asked me what happened to the hamster.
My wife asked me what happened to the hamster.
...
When my pet goldfish died my parents thought it would be a great idea to replace it with a hamster...
Poor little guy drowned in seconds..
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Your mother was a hamster and your smelt of eld...
21 banned books.
1. You are different and that is bad.
2. Fun fo...