Grasshopper Jokes

Grasshopper Jokes

So a grasshopper walks into a bar...

And the bartender says: "Hey! We have a drink n...

A grasshopper walks into a bar...

The bartender says " You know? We have a drink ...

Guy walk's into a bar

A guy walk's into a bar and asks the bartender ...

A grasshopper walks into a bar

The bartender says to the grasshopper "You know...

A grasshopper walks into a bar.......

And the bar staff said to the grasshopper " the...

A grasshopper hops into a bar

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender sa...

A Grasshopper hops into a bar...

He hops up to the bar. The bartender who is po...

A grasshopper walks into a bar...

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender s...

A grasshopper walks into a bar

And the bartender says "I have a shot named aft...

A grasshopper walks into a bar

The bartender immediately says, "Hey! We got a...

A redditor was conducting a scientific experiment...

...on a grasshopper. He placed the grasshopper ...

A grasshopper walks into a bar . . .

A grasshopper walks into a bar.

Bartender: Ya ...

A grasshopper hops into a bar...

The bartender sees him and says "Hey, we have a...

A grasshopper walks into a bar

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. ...

A grasshopper walks into a bar...

And the bartender says "Hey, we got a drink nam...

A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer...

...the bartender says,"You know, there's a drin...

So a grasshopper walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "Hey, did you know I have a...

A grasshopper walks into a bar...

...the bartender glances at him and says: "Hey!...

A grasshopper walks into a bar...

...and the bartender says, "Hey - we've got a d...

A grasshopper walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named a...

A Buddhist monk turns to the Dalai Lama for an answer.

A Buddhist monk was pondering what is the diffe...

A grasshopper goes into a bar...

and the bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink n...

A grasshopper walks into a bar...

He walks up to the bar, and takes a seat. He f...

So a grasshopper walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named ...