A guy walk's into a bar and asks the bartender what drink he recommends. The bartender tells him to try a grasshopper. The guy drinks a few of them, gets drunk, and instead of driving home decides to walk. Halfway home he see's a grasshopper and says to the grasshopper,"hey did you know there is a drink named after you?" The grasshopper replies,"I didn't know there was a drink named Gary!!"
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