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Grasshopper Jokes

A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor

The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice...

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, you know we've got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says....

...Ralph?

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the with...

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ?

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A...

A Grasshopper Hops Into…

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender sa...