...on a grasshopper. He placed the grasshopper on a white sheet of paper and with a magnifying glass observed as he gave the command to jump. Hearing the command, the grasshopper jumped. He writes down his observations: "1.When given the command to jump, the grasshopper jumps." Then he cuts the wings off and commands to jump again. When the grasshopper jumps, he writes down his observations: "2. After cutting the wings of the grasshopper, the grasshopper jumps at the jump command." He then cuts the legs off and gives the command again; the grasshopper doesn’t jump, just sits still. He rubs his chin a bit and writes down his observation: "3. After cutting the grasshopper's legs off, the grasshopper loses his sense of hearing."
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