Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartend...
Grasshopper Jokes
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bart...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartend...
Bar... Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartend...
Bar... Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartend...
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
The ant busts his tail in the withering heat a...
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...
Grasshopper
a scientist doing experiment on a grasshopper....
A grasshopper walks into a bar
A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a ...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bart...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartende...
The Ant and the Grasshopper
CLASSIC VERSION:
The ant works hard in the w...
Grasshopper
Every day, Jim gets two six packs on the way ho...
So a man walks into a bar...
... and he goes straight to the bartender. He o...
A Grasshopper walked into a bar....
A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a bee...
TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call
A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets,...
A grasshopper walks into a bar
So the bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, w...
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey! We have a drink named after you!"
And the grasshopper says "You have a drink name...
So a grasshopper named Steve walks into a bar.
Wait, you're not supposed to know his name yet....
A grasshopper sits at the bar...
...and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drin...
A grasshopper walks into a bar
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartend...
A grasshopper walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, I've got a drink nam...
A grasshopper walks into a bar...
and the bar keep says:
"Hey, I've got a drink n...
What would you call a grasshopper that was unsure of himself?
Insect-ure.
You're welcome.
[walks into bar] A grasshopper hops into a bar...
The bartender says, " Hey! We have a drink name...