Gorilla Jokes

Gorilla Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that deci...

The janitor at the zoo

A janitor at a zoo gets called into the manager...

Three spinsters went on safari...

and they came upon a huge gorilla. The gorilla...

A man finds a gorilla in his tree.

One morning a man wakes up and looks out his se...

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

(Can be modified to offend...

A golfer is about to tee off

when his friend and a huge gorilla turn up . Hi...

Larry comes home to find a gorilla on his roof.

After calling several animal control numbers in...

A man with a bow and an arrow went hunting.

After an unfruitful day, he was dejected and de...

This guy goes to the zoo one day...

While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, ...

A guy goes to the doctor for a respiratory ailment...

...He says he's been coughing day and night for...

The Pink Gorilla

An married couple are out driving home through ...

The Gorilla and the Redneck

A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare spe...

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was h...

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla f...

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorill...

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a pr...

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree.

A man walks outside to his car for work, when h...

Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tr...

Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A...

How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?

How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at...

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? ...

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla ...

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

How did the obscene telephone caller get attack...