After an unfruitful day, he was dejected and decided to head back.
He encountered a HUGE gorilla in his path staring at him. He was shocked for a moment, he looked at his quiver and saw that he only had two arrows left.
He kept his composure, took an arrow and muttered under his breath,"Lord help me make this arrow fly straight and true."
He released the arrow and sure enough, the arrow flew straight and true.
But to his horror, the gorilla snatched the arrow off the air before it hit him.
The gorilla was enraged. The hunter was stunned and took the other arrow, muttered under his breath, "Lord help me make this arrow fly straight and true." The arrow flew straight and true but the gorilla snatched the arrow off the air again, the gorilla went berserk.
The hunter was scared shitless and kneel on the ground and prayed,"Lord, help me, lord help me, lord help me." The gorilla gave a load roar and just before he was about to attack, the gorilla died. Guess what happened?
Hint:What do gorillas normally do when they are aggravated?
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