Gorilla Jokes

Gorilla Jokes

Weight Loss


Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tr...

Yo mama is so ugly


Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough ...

Out of Work?


One day an out of work mime is visiting the zo...

Gorilla in a Tree


A man walked into his backyard one morning and...

Gorilla Light Bulb


How many gorillas does it take to screw in a l...

There is only so much a gorilla can be forced to d


Q: What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton...

Gorilla


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla Wh...

Nobody thinks Kook is president.


What's the difference between George W. Bush a...

Gorilla Chase!


There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and ...

Crisis at the Zoo


Several months ago, there was a major crisis a...

The hunter


A hunter went hunting for a gorilla. He brough...

Playing the Gorilla


once there was a zoo and it's main attraction ...

Gorilla in a Tree


A man walked into his backyard one morning and...

Getting Excited at t


It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a ma...

Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!


There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and say...

Unemployed Biologist


An unemployed biologist was starving and could...

Shoot the Dog


A man walked into his back yard one morning an...

The Gorilla Golfer


A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "...

Zoo

A guy responds to a job position at the city zo...

Gorilla Language

A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage...

Gorilla Exterminator

A man called the gorilla exterminator because a...

Animal Marital Aides

It's a beautiful spring day and a man and his w...

Mr. Bush

Why did President George W. Bush go into a gori...

Gorilla

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because t...

Dough

Yo mama is so ugly, that they pushed her face i...