Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

A married man was having an affair with his secretary

One day, their passions overcame them and they ...

'Hank, why don't you go golfing anymore? You used to love it.'

An elderly woman asks her husband: 'Hank, why d...

A doctor, a priest and an engineer go golfing...

After only a few rounds, they get caught behind...

A young married couple are out golfing together...

The man heads up to the first tee box with his ...

Golf Puns

Whats your best golf pun?

ADVICE FROM RON - A RETIRED HUSBAND

It is
important for men to remember that, as wo...

As far as I know original golf joke

So what does a bogey have in common with a dead...

Golf is a lot like taxes -

you drive hard to get to the green and end up i...

I managed to hit 18 holes today...

And I still have time for golf.

she's left handed

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly t...

An American man hooks up with a Japanese woman... [nsfw]

An American man hooks up with a Japanese woman ...

I like my women like I like my golf scores

In the 80s, with a slight handicap

A young woman

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had j...

Would you marry again?

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly t...

Golfer's Dilemma

You are playing in a golf tournament and to you...

Silly golf pants

Why do you bring two pairs of pants to play gol...

There were two guys playing golf, and a funeral passed

so one guy stopped, and waited for the funeral ...

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf cl...

[Dirty] Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole t...

A Jewish guy, a Catholic guy and a Mormon are having dinner together...

...and they are bragging about their families. ...

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not cart...

Arnold Schwarzenegger Joke: True Story

3 guys in their early twenties were waiting for...