An elderly woman asks her husband: 'Hank, why don't you go golfing anymore? You used to love it.' 'Well honey,' he says, 'my eyesight is getting worse and worse and I can't even see where the shot lands anymore, that's why I quit.' 'In that case you should bring my brother, Steve,' she answers. 'But doesn't he have dementia?' 'Yes, but his eyesight is perfect!' Hank reluctantly agrees.
The next day at the golf court, Hank tees off and he can just feel it was a magnificent strike, maybe even a hole in one! 'Steve!' He exclaims, 'did you see where the ball went!?' 'Yes!' Steve replies. 'Tell me! Did I get my hole in one?' 'I don't remember!'
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