A young married couple are out golfing together...

The man heads up to the first tee box with his driver and takes the biggest, hardest swing he can muster. As you'd expect from an amateur golfer, the ball slices hard right and off the fairway, breaking a window in a nearby house. Slightly embarrassed, the man says to his wife, "Well I feel bad. We'd better go knock on their door and offer to pay to replace the window." So, they put their game on hold and walk over to the house.

The man knocks on the door and waits a few seconds before hearing a male voice simply say, "Enter!" The couple walks in to a large, well-decorated house and stop in the entryway. They still don't see anyone or hear anyone speak, so the man says loudly, "Uhh... Hello?" The same voice is then heard from another room within the house saying, "Take a right, and then a left, and then another right. There, you'll find me."

Sure enough, the husband and wife follow the man's directions and find the source of the voice. There in the middle of a large area rug within a beautiful living room sits a man. He is cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but linen pants and a large turban. As they approach the man, the couple notices the golf ball had not only broken a picture window, but had then hit a decorative vase, which lie broken on the floor.

"My wife and I just came by so I could apologize for breaking your window and offer to pay to have it replaced," the man says, but is cut off. As the odd-looking man raises his hand and bows his head, he says, "Do not fret. I am a genie, and I have been trapped inside this vase for 5,000 years. I am very grateful for having been released, so I will now grant you three wishes."

Excitedly, the couple looked at one another and the man quickly piped up, "I could used about 20 million bucks!" to which the genie replied, "It is done. Take this slip of paper. On it is written your new account number."

Then, the woman says, "I've always wanted a chateau on river in Paris!" So the genie replied, "It is done. Take this slip of paper. On it is written the address to your new home."

Now, the two decided they should really think about their third wish. They began whispering off to the side about what they want it to be. Meanwhile, the genie asks, "May I interject? I have been trapped inside that vase without the company of a woman for 5,000 years. I've already granted you $20 million and a beautiful home in Paris. Would you possibly be open to allowing me 30 minutes in the bedroom with your lovely wife?"

The couple talks about it briefly, and eventually the man says, "Well I'm getting a ton of money out of the deal, and my wife is getting her dream home, so we've decided that would be okay."

So, the genie and the woman go into the other room and come out 30 minutes later. As the genie finds his place on the floor once again, the couple promptly returns to discussing their third wish. After another short period, the genie chimes in once again, saying, "Excuse me, if I may interrupt just one more time. How old are you sir?" The man, slightly confused, replies, "That's a weird question for a time like this, but I'm 29." Then the genie turns to the man's wife and asks, "And you ma'am, how old are you?" Visibly puzzled, she says, "That's hardly an appropriate question to ask a lady, but I'm 27."

To this, the genie takes a moment to stand up from his seated position and says, "Aren't you two a little old to believe in genies??"