You are playing in a golf tournament and to your astonishment you are actually winning as you reach the 18th hole. With a one stroke lead over your final opponent, who also happens to be playing the final hole with you, you step up to the tee and hit a perfect 300 yard shot dead center fairway. Your opponent then steps up and shanks it directly into the woods. Being a person of great sportsmanship you help him look for his ball for 10 minutes before he finally says that he will take the penalty stroke and drop his ball. You return to your ball, take your second shot and again it's nearly perfect.. settling 5 feet from the flag.. victory is about to be yours. All of a sudden from the woods you hear your opponent yell "Found it!", followed by the crack of the ball. His shot is perfect and rolls right into the hole. Here's the dilemma, do you allow him to count the shot or do you take his ball out of your pocket and call the cheater out on his lie?
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