Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes

A man finds out his wife is cheating on him...

... So he goes to the golf course to blow off s...

I need to stop texting while driving

It's really hurting my golf game.

I once played golf with a Kiwi

The RSPCA showed up the next day.

Man goes on a work trip to Japan.

A man travels to Japan for work. After a few we...

Another golf joke...

A guys in laws are in town and him and his fath...

Another joke for married golfers

"Honey," asked the wife. "What would you do if ...

[Long]Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together

and discussing surgeries they had performed..

...

In Memory of Ronnie Corbett

Here's some of his best jokes

- A cement mixer...

A man was marooned on a desert island.

A man was marooned on a desert island. One day ...

A man was marooned on a desert island.

One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit...

A guy buys a golf course...

It's doing well, but maintenance costs are kill...

To Shoot or Not Shoot

A man returns home a day early from a business ...

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

A husband and wife are lying in bed...

So a husband and wife are lying in bed. The wom...

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

step on her books with golf shoes

Tiger Woods Goes Golfing With a Black Bear

One morning, Tiger Woods goes to his usual golf...

Lucky Frog

A man takes the day off work and decides to go ...

Tiger Woods goes through 18 holes in one day...

And he STILL has time for golf.

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on.

He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked u...