One day Paraguay decides to declare war on china and they send a message to the Chinese saying:
"Watch your back, we're declaring war against you. We have 105 tanks, 47 planes that can actually fly, 4 boats that can sail, and 5200 soldiers."
The Chinese write back "We accept. But we have 180,000 tanks, 1800 planes, 7900 ships, and 25 million soldiers"
To which Paraguay replies "Nevermind, we withdraw our declaration of war... there's no way we could feed so many prisoners"
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