An Englishman, an Aussie and a Scotsman are at a bar, all having a beer.
A fly lands in the Englishmans beer, he pushes the beer away with a look of disgust and orders a new one.
A few minutes later another fly lands in the Aussies beer. He flicks the fly out and continues drinking.
Eventually a fly lands in the Scotsmans beer. He reaches in, pulls it out and holds it over his glass, hitting the back of it and starts shouting "Spit it out ya little bastid!"
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