Having a Very Bad Day
~~You Know You're Having a Bad Day When... ~~
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Fly Jokes
Seagulls
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if th...
Always Ask Questions First...
A photographer from a well-known national magaz...
Naughty Jack
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some ma...
"Who's on First?" By Abbott and Costello
Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York wi...
19 Ways To Annoy/Confuse Santa Claus
19 Ways To Annoy/Confuse Santa Claus
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You Might be Drunk If...
1. You've named that purple elephant that follo...
Flying in the 1920s
Dept. of the Army
Regulations For Operation ...
Headlines For 2043
Ozone created by electric cars now killing mill...
Drink and Drive
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?
Shoo Fly
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for...
Stupid Inventions!
An ejector seat on a helicopter.
A fly scree...
Froggy Death
Once upon a time, there lived a man named Clare...
PigS fly
Parent: You two should sing in the talent show...
Uncle Jeffy
Have I ever told you about my uncle Jeffy? Well...
YOU WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT IF...
You understand the rationalization of an acrony...
Pilot Wisdom
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is ...
5 Jokes (15)
1 What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blond...
Bug on My Monitor!
One day a blonde was surfing the internet. Afte...
Birdie
Birdie Birdie in the sky,
Dropped some white s...
Funny Instructions
Some examples of why the human race has probabl...
Top 10 Anoying Things to Do
10) Hum or sing when ever possible.
9) Alway...
Flying
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas Cit...
Why to Date a Swimmer
1. We are always clean.
2. We are totally comf...
Gee, Darling
There once was a girl from Darjeeling,
Who cou...