A brit, an irishman, and a scot go out to a pub and order 3 pints. they each
find a fly floating on the top of their mugs. the brit says, �bartender, can i
have a spoon?" and quietly removes the fly from his brew. the irishman says,
�get out of there!" and flicks the fly away with a finger. the scot picks up the
fly with his fingers and says, �alright ya wee f*****. spit it out! now!"
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