So Many Products
Long ago I gave my kid an iPod.
Last year he t...
Flower Jokes
I first realized we were a poor family when on my birthday I asked for the new sweet iphone.
And got a candy apple.
In honor of Valentine's Day - what's better than a rose on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
A boy asks the Priest...
"Why do you use a Samsung phone?"
"To remind me...
A British guy, a Frenchman and a Russian were in a bar debating
whether Adam and Eve were British, French, or R...
In which mountain range do fruit trees primarily grow?
The Apple-achian mountains.
''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this du...
Mommy, how did I get my name?
A little girl asks her mother.
"You and your s...
Did you hear that Apple Guy died?
R.I.P. Isaac Newton
Apple likes to leave things out of their products. The phone I bough from them doesn't have a headphone jack...
and the car I bought from them doesn't have win...
What Did The Orange Say To The Apple
Are you really that stupid? Oranges can't talk.
Jim apple
Had a very rough time introducing himself in Fr...
What does America and Apple both have in common?
They both started to de-port when jobs died.
Republicans are the true snowflakes...
they're white, they're cold, and if you put eno...
What do you call an Apple update you don't see coming?
An iPatch... I'm sorry...
One fine evening a man was riding his motorcycle...
...down a rural country road. It was a gorgeous...
A guy named Paul works in Silicon Valley
Paul and his friends are celebrating the succes...
What's the funniest software?
Lotus Notes
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.
Apple has now turned to medical accessories!!
their first product is the Ipatch!
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
But my aim is terrible so...
Melania and Ivanka were having a conversation in the rose garden.
Melania asked Ivanka if she could go into the h...
I've been secretly tossing pears at my neighbor for a couple weeks now
I can hear him talking to his wife about govern...
A man is prescribed a medication by his doctor.
The doctor warns the man that because the medic...