Melania and Ivanka were having a conversation in the rose garden.

Melania asked Ivanka if she could go into the house and grab something her.
"I'm going to need a few secret service agents for that" replied Ivanka.
Melania nods her approval.
After 15 minutes, Ivanka and the agents are struggling out the door trying to balance this huge beautiful light fixture.
Melania is now very irritated and angrily yells out "I can't take this anymore! Where's my husband!? What do I need a chandelier for!? I asked you to bring out that broken charlatan!"

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