An Older Man Fixes Dessert for His Wife
An older couple was sitting down watching TV on...
Flower Jokes
It doesnt matter how popular apple is...
everyone has Windows.
An apple a day...
Keeps the non-binary away
You know why I drink apple juice?
Because OJ will kill you
Did you hear Apple is going into the wine business?
Their vineyard will produce every varietal of w...
What do Apple and Rose have in common?
They both lost jack.
I will work for Apple
But I take bananas too. Or just any food. Please.
Oh great. I forgot to pack an apple in my lunch...
...and now there are doctors EVERYWHERE!!
So I walked into an apple phone store...
And I farted, the people working there got mad ...
What does the Rose iphone 7 and the Titanic have in common?
They both lost Jack.
My friend is afraid of fruit.
So I told him to grow a pear.
The New Apple Card Deck only has 48 Cards
They left out the jacks
AMA! Hi, my name is Jack...
...and I recently got fired from Apple.
in a keynote Apple announced...
...that they will create a new, better battery ...
We should be more appreciative of Apple.
We don't have to do jumping jacks anymore, just...
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.
What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?
Not Apple Jacks
Knock Knock
Knock knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
D...
Notice anything?
B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W Y Z
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Why was Rose sad about the new iPhone 7?
There was no jack
How a phone recall works.
Samsung: Send us your exploding phone.
Microso...
Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?
She's Got The Jack
Dirty Old Man
An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm ...