Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
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Flower Jokes
Q: How many Apple
Q: How many Apple and IBM nuts does it take t...
Jumping to safety
One night, a twin-engine puddle jumper was fly...
If Oracle made toasters
If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their ...
The Three Foods
There were three kids that needed a place to s...
Three guys and three wishes
There were three guys who were in a plane cras...
George of the Jungle vs Titanic
Prepare yourself. I have uncovered information...
CHERRY HEAD
Imagine what is happening!
Put 2 cherrys on y...
Battle Hymn of Term Finals
(Sung to The Battle Hymn Of The Republic)
Min...
Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of...
Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of thes...
Redneck quickies 38
You might be a redneck if...You think "Country...
18 Things Not To Say
18 things not to say to your pregnant wife.1. ...
Christmas Eve in Brooklyn
'Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole ho...
Apple a Day
There was a time when an apple a day kept the ...
Hotels
These three guys wanted to rent a hotel, the h...
Signs you're a redneck Jedi;
-You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be ...
Adjusting to Marriage
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses problems...
Top Twenty Signs you're from New York
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to k...
You could feed them a lot faster
There was once a man from the city who was vis...
The chicks cry Rap
One night a guy was driving in the woods until...
The Successful Psychiatrists
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied of...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberates
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What do you get when you mix a virgin and...
What do you get when you mix a virgin and a wa...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitze...
Dangerous Golf Courses
The next time you complain about that tricky w...