Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

What's the biggest fish you ever caught? That w...

Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying.

Henry's son, David, burst into the house, cryin...

I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Nigel.

I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. ...

Q.

Q. What is the difference between a fish and a ...

Q.

Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed

I was glad when one fish got away.

I was glad when one fish got away. There just w...

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks to...

Which fish can perform operations ?

Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor...

Where do fish wash ?

Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !

Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her ...

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip.

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. The...

Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone!

Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: A...

George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.

George went fishing, but at the end of the day ...

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?...

When fish play football, who is the captain ?

When fish play football, who is the captain ? T...

How do fish go into business ?

How do fish go into business ? The start on a s...

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !

Why are fish so smart?

Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfi...

What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?

What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece...

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ?

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's...