Two parrots are sitting on a perch.
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first o...
Fish Jokes
What TV game show do fish like best?
What TV game show do fish like best? Name that ...
What part of a fish weighs the most ?
What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scal...
What do you call a literary fish?
What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!
What fish do road-menders use ?
What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water a...
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? '...
Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has it...
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ...
Why do penguins eat fish?
Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get so...
Where do fish come from?
Where do fish come from? Finland!
Which fish dresses the best?
Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It...
What kind of fish will help you hear better ?
What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A...
What do naked fish play with ?
What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !
Why are fish cleverer than humans?
Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a ...
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd...
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? B...
What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish?
What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleb...
Why are gold fish orange ?
Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them...
What will santa bring your fish this christmas?
What will santa bring your fish this christmas?...
What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?
What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? T...
What do romantic fish sing to each other?
What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmo...
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an of...
What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?
What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and...
Why are fish so gullible?
Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things ...