Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying.

Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was. Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away. Now come on, David, his mother said, a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off. But that's just what I did, mommy.

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