Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

Father Knows Best A father and son went fishing one day.

Father Knows Best A father and son went fishing...

A father and son went fishing one day.

A father and son went fishing one day. While th...

Sterling Marlin and Ricky Rudd go on a fishing trip.

Sterling Marlin and Ricky Rudd go on a fishing ...

Do fish get thirsty?

Do fish get thirsty?

An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden.

An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and be...

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns...

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've g...

Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish.

Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond o...

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The ...

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.

A man went to his dentist because he feels some...

Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!

Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor...

How do whales type e-mails?

How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fin...

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in t...

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they wo...

Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble.

Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with ...

Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?

Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concret...

Two guys are talking about fishing.

Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to...

Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish.

Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were hav...

A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.

A small town Doctor was famous in the area for ...

Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish an...

Q.

Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the R...