1.So there was this truck driver and he was riding along and in the trunk he had a cookie. The cookie started singing and it annoyed the driver. --IF YOU DONT STOP SINGING IM GONNA THROW YOU IN THE OCEAN-- The cookie said okay, then stopped, few seconds later he started again.. --IF YOU DONT STOP SINGING IM GONNA THROW YOU IN THE OCEAN..!-- The cookie says okay,okay.. Next thing you know he starts singing again. The truck driver stops and throws the cookie in the ocean..
2. This guy was going on a date wit his girlfriend at a nice restaurant with a great view of the ocean and he was gonna propose to her. He was taking one last look at the ring when his girlfriend comes and he gets scared and drops it in the water. On the way to the table, he is so nervous about the ring he doesnt know what to do. The waiter comes to them and says its gonna be a few minutes cause they have to catch new fish and then cook and prepare them. So theyre waiting and then minutes late the waiter gives them their food. She starts eating her fish and guess what was in there..? --THE COOKIE--.!
I was told this joke today and found it from yahoo answers but I just cant seem to get it! Please help
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