You know why fish are so smart?
They live in a school
Fish Jokes
So there was this fish
that was swimming along and saw a wall. And sai...
University: "Got any money for tuition?"
Me: "Go Fish"
What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a woman who can cook, clean...
2 fish in a tank
2 fish in a tank, one fish looks at the other ...
Never believe what a fish says
It sounds fishy....
...
sorry
A fish that goes against the current
Dies electrocuted
What's the difference between a catfish and a Al Sharpton?
One's a bottom dwelling, scum sucker
The other...
They say you can tune a piano
But you can't tune a fish
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says..
‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’
What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?
He invited her over to net fish and krill.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A can't see-creature.
How do fish lose weight?
They Swim-fast.
If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but...
if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your j...
Where does a fish keep his life savings?
In a riverbank :D
Next time use chrome
A man goes to his dentist because he feels some...
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river
...holding fishing poles with the lines in the ...
What do you call a rhetorical fish?
Sharkasm.