You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12.
There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas.
Fish live in the seas and fish have fins.
People from Finland are called Fins.
Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago.
Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red.
Cause they're always russian around.
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