Back in Soviet Russia, a man walks into a shop and asks, "You wouldn't happen to have fish, would you?"
The shop assistant replies, "You've got it wrong – ours is a butcher's shop: we wouldn't happen to have meat. You're looking for the fish shop across the road. There they wouldn't happen to have fish!"
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