"Mommy, can I go swimming?"
Mother: "Certainly not. The sea's too rough, there's a terrible rip tide and a dangerous offshore current, and I've heard this coast is infested with jelly fish and sharks."
Boy: "But Daddy got to go swimming!"
Mother: "I know, but he has excellent life insurance."
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