DeeDee and DooDaa were best friends who loved to fish. One day while they were fishing, DooDaa fell in the lake and drowned. Frantic, DeeDee ran to the sheriff's office. He tried to explain what happened but DeeDee stuttered really badly.
Finally the sheriff says "just show me deedee." They get to the lake and get doodaa's body out of the water and the sheriff says somebody will need to tell his wife.
Being doodaa's best friend, DeeDee volunteers. He gets to the house and again just can't get the words out to tell the wife what happened due to his stutter. The wife eventually says "just sing it deedee, you never stutter when you sing." So DeeDee starts singing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today, Doodaa, doodaa, guess who drowned in the lake today, oh DooDaa did."
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