You should always have a pet to make you feel safe...
Just the other night my wife woke me tell me he...
Fish Jokes
What do fish like to smoke?
Seaweed
Two fish are swimming
Two fish are swimming,
One hits a wall and says...
Poor old fool
“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentl...
I Like My Women Like My fish
Battered
My wife is like the biggest fish I ever caught.
Just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Michigan..
A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern ...
My friend told me of this fish...
My friend told me of this amazing kind of fish,...
The two villages were troubled.
They were constantly being forced to search for...
The old man, the prince, and the fish.
Once upon a time, there was a prince of a certa...
A man walks up to his friend and says, "I'm getting sick of being single."
The friend replies "well there's a lot of sea i...
A fish went swimming.
And it drowned.
*My 4 year old daughter has ju...
Two fish swim into a concrete wall
One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
Swallow is a bird or a fish?
It's an order.
McDonalds is releasing a new Japanese fish sandwich.
It will be called The Real Mc Koi.
*Challenger anniversary* joke: What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before they left the house?
You feed the cats, I'll feed the fish.
The...
TIL that the first condoms were made of fish intestines.
So people had the guts to do it.
What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?
Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.
There was a fight in the fish n chips shop the other day
The fish got battered!
What is the most boring fish out there?
A dull-fin...
How does a grizzly catch fish?
With his bear hands!