First One:
A tribal girl once asked her father how she got her name. "Well, my daughter," said the wise old man, "you were given your name based on the last thing your mother saw before you popped out. Therefore, your brother is named Soaring Eagle, and your sister Crouching Fox. Now why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
Second:
A tribal boy, Single Raindrop, and his brother, Refrigerator, asked their mother how they got their names. "Well my boys," she began, "I named you Single Raindrop because when you came out, one lonely raindrop fell upon your head."
To which Refrigerator said "AAAUUUGHGHUURRG"
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