A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise. On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock. One eagle says to it Hi Mr. Lion! The other said, Where did you get the gorilla suit? The lion, rather frustrated, asks, How did you know I was a lion? The eagles then started to sing, You can't hide your lion eyes.
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