Donald-trump Jokes

Donald-trump Jokes

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler?

I dunno, a slightly different comb-over?

How does Donald Trump screw in a light bulb?

He can't. His hands are too small.

What is Donald Trump's favorite song?

Stays in Mexico (Toby Keith)

When Donald Trump is Elected President

*Orange triggered banner under my face*

Donald Trump says he can "protect the Constitution"

Do people really think he can stop Nic Cage?

Why is Donald Trump investing in cloning, choirs, aviaries, and bakeries?

So he can sing a song of six Pence,
with a pock...

Why does Donald Trump have a foreign wife?

Because some jobs American's just won't do.

What does Donald Trump and Teddy Bridgewater have in common?

At any random point in time, they can both run ...

If Donald Trump was President in 1982...

ET wouldn't be phoning home. He'd be leaving th...

Why is Donald Trump like a college football team in Tijuana?


They’re both slipping in the polls.